Fantasy Man [4:05] - Dragontown, 2001
	I don't drink tea
	Or white chablis
	I sit around and watch tv
	Don't send flowers
	Or take showers
	But I'll be there to pull your weeds
	Oh yeah
	I don't read books
	I don't french cook
	Or stroll around in galleries
	I hate opera
	I hate Oprah
	Don't fill my head with poetry

	You just want to squeeze my masculinity
	Why can't you leave it alone
	Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
	Hey, hey don't you love it this way
	Hey, hey I am what I am
	So please understand
	I'm not you fantasy man

	I don't do dishes
	And I'm suspicious
	Of any grown-up man who does
	I'm homophobic
	Don't do aerobics
	Just lay around and catch a buzz

	You just want to squeeze my masculinity
	Why can't you leave it alone
	Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
	Hey, hey don't you love it this way
	Hey, hey I am what I am
	So please understand
	I'm not you fantasy man

	Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
	Hey, hey don't you love me this way
	Hey, hey I am what I am
	So please understand
	I'm not your fantasy man

	You just want to squeeze my masculinity
	Why can't you leave it alone
	Hey, hey I ain't gonna change
	Hey, hey don't you love it this way
	Hey, hey I am what I am
	So please understand
	I'm not you fantasy man


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