Remarkably Insincere [2:07] - Zipper Catches Skin, 1981/2
	Yeah, I'm such a liar
	One time I told you
	You were the highlight
	Of all of my sexual life

	While I'm confessing
	When you're undressing
	I was picking the lock
	On your safe with my knife
	Einstein

	If you're so naive
	That you believe
	Everything I said to you
	Well, I got your sex
	And wrote you rubber checks
	Well, what did you think
	I was gonna do

	My reputation for exaggeration
	It never got to you
	That's why I left Duluth
	Sometimes I stretch the truth

	My dearest darling
	You know that luggage
	It belonged to the blond
	With the really nice pair
	And incidentally
	I sorely missed you
	The pain was so hard to bear

	If I would rate you
	Not that I hate you
	But you would end up
	Eighth, maybe ninth in your class

	Your build is hot now
	If you could use your
	Brain like you use your ass

	Oh, you're so naive
	How could you believe
	Everything I said to you

	My reputation for exaggeration
	It never got to you
	Sometimes I'm so uncouth
	Sometimes I stretch the truth

	Hey, I'm such a liar
	One time I told you
	You were the highlight
	Of all of my sexual life

	I'm remarkably insincere
	Incredibly insincere
	Totally insincere
	Oh don't take it so hard, my dear
	I'm consistently insincere


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