The Black Widow [3:37] - Welcome To My Nightmare, 1975
	Vincent Price Monologue:

	Leaving lepidoptera - please, don't touch the display,
	little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have
	arachnida, the spiders, our.. finest collection.
	This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
	unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa
	raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of
	the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize, the Black
	Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is
	fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
	You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
	that it attacks the central nervous system causing
	intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in
	breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
	and, finally.. death. You know what I think I love the
	most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
	possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation
	of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
	species she kills and eats him - *laugh* oh, she is
	delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity
	- unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a
	slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
	this world as a stumbling demented child-king long
	enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
	Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

	These words he speaks are true
	We're all humanary stew if
	We don't pledge allegiance to
	The Black Widow

	The horror that he brings
	The horror of his sting
	The unholiest of kings
	The Black Widow

	Our minds will be his toy
	And every girl and boy will learn to be employed by
	The Black Widow

	Love him
	Yes we love him
	Love him
	Yes we love him

	He sits upon his throne and picks at all the bones of his
	Husbands and his
	Wives he's devoured
	He stares with a gleam
	With a laugh so obscene at the virgins and the children
	He's deflowered

	Love him
	Yes we love him
	Love him
	Yes we love him
	Love me
	Yes we love him

	Our thoughts are hot and crazed
	Our brains are webbed in haze
	Of mindless senseless daze
	The Black Widow

	These words he speaks are true
	We're all humanary stew
	If we don't pledge allegiance to
	The Black Widow


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