The Song That Didn't Rhyme - The Eyes Of Alice Cooper, 2003
	Wrote a song, it was wrong from it's very first conception
	Seemed I struggled on every line
	It wasn't fast, wasn't pretty, wasn't serious or witty
	The song that didn't rhyme

	The band couldn't wing it, the singer couldn't sing it
	The drummer's always out of time
	The DJ's were offended, my union card suspended
	Billboard declared it a crime

	The melody blows in a key that no one can find
	The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
	A three minute waste of your time
	On a song that didn't rhyme

	It was bland, it was boring, all the groupies there were snoring
	The first time we played it live
	All the record guys got fired, the president retired
	But somehow the song survived

	The melody blows in a key that no one can find
	The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
	The melody blows in a key that no one can find
	The lyrics don't flow but I can't get it out of my mind
	A three minute waste of your time
	No redeeming value of any kind
	But thanks for the twelve ninety nine
	On a song that didn't rhyme


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Lyrics shown may not necessarily be correct, and do not always match the
songsheets found in CDs - some of which are way off. Still, if the above
is wrong, email btd@dongrays.com if you know what is really sung - thanks.