Do Bears...? Rowan Atkinson: For years I thought I'd have to live alone I never got a letter Had to disconnect the phone The only girls I ever saw Were on TV But now I've got a Venus Who's sitting next to me Both: Do I love you? Do I want you? Would I give my life To you if I could? Do birds fly? Do fish swim? And do bears sha-la-la-la-la In the woods? Rowan: I met her in the first class lounge Of a jumbo jet It was love at first sight Romeo and Juliet Kate: He looked pretty rich And I was down on m' luck So I charged him a fortune For a flying f... Rowan: ...for crying out loud! Both: Do I love you? Do I want you? Would I sacrifice my life To you if I could? Is the Pope Catholic? Is Luxembourg small? And do those hairy bears shhh... In the woods? Rowan: I introduced her round my friends She was ace I was no longer on Earth But in better place Kate: He's an utter creep and he Drives me round the bend And so to alleviate the boredom I sleep with his friends Rowan: Ho ha ho Both: Do I love you? Do I want you? Kate: Would I tear out both my eyes And fry them if I could? Both: Is the Bible fiction? Is True Love a contradiction? And do bears sha-la-la-la-la In the woods? Do I desire you? Do I adore you? Rowan: Would I cut off all my toenails And put them in an envelope with my feet? Both: Is Reagan Godhead? Is Chairman Mao dead? And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la? Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah Kate: Mmmmm... Rowan [Tim]: And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la? La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah Kate: Ahoo Ahoo Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah Both: Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah? Rowan: On Main Street Kate: Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright Kate Bush Music Ltd.